jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

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yel21:

autremondeimagination:

🖤

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houstonsugarbaby:

Please please please

Ladies…. especially newbies. An ARRANGEMENT is NOT pay per meet. A sugar daddy isn’t someone that gives you money whenever you hook up. And an ALLOWANCE is not under a grand. Please stop letting these $200 per meet men fool you.

A sugar daddy is someone that continuously takes care of you. Buys you gifts. Is a friend and a lover. Not a “I’m coming to town, are you free” guy.

Cut the shit.

dcmiasugar:

brownsugarbabe90:

putinfuturewife:

Originally posted by sarcasticlittletwat

🙌🙌 right here! Lol

Meeeedd

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blacksugaruniverse:

*Context* Me and a sugar friend are discussing our weekend profits and planning a spa day and a lady a few feet away approaches us with her BS:

Yes, random woman who has rudely jumped into my conversation after overhearing what me and a fellow sugar baby were talking about, tell me more about how people like us are setting women back. Oh whats that? I need to get a real job? I’m desperate for a mans approval AND hurting the feminist movement? Awwww :(

HAHAHAHA! Sweetheart, let me tell you something. I’m making more money standing here entertaining your petty input for 5 minutes than you do in a week. What you see as degrading, I see as empowering. I’m not a self conscious little girl who needs a mans approval and attention. I’m a strong woman who has such a high self esteem, I charge men to be in my presence. Also, baby girl, Being a feminist DOES NOT mean I have to be a conservative prude working a 9 to 5. The definition of feminism is simply the equal treatment of the sexes. I can support that ideal and STILL do whatever the fuck I want and if I choose to be the arm candy of a man above my economic status a few times a week that that’s what the fuck I want to do.

Are you understanding me? Instead of being jealous and spiteful, just ask for pointers next time. K Pumpkin?

Amen ❤️

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chanelsugababy:

Salt and Scammer Spotting 🔍🕵🏻‍♀️

- “I don’t want the relationship to feel too transactional”

- “No hookers, whores, or professionals”

- “I need to see bikini pics/nudes/lingerie pics first”

- “We’ll need to test our chemistry before discussing an allowance”

- “I feel like you’re only talking to me for money”

- “I can only send your allowance through your bank, so I’ll need your login information”

-“I don’t want to feel like an ATM”

- “I can pay for an Uber/hotel room, but it’ll have to come out of your allowance”

- “I don’t need to pay a woman for her company”

- “I can’t afford your allowance AND a hotel”

- “I’m going to need some sample nudes to make sure you’re worth it”

-“Can you host?”

- “I don’t want to send money for an Uber, I’ll just pick you up”

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londonscourtesan:

Stop telling me you’ve never done this before but yet your profile has been up for 2 years? 

Originally posted by jenesuispasunefilleparfaite

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